Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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