your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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