I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
