Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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