I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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