There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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