love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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