This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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