I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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