I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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