I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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