Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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