Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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