I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
being pregnant is like rehab
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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