HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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