Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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