I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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