is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
