You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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