You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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