Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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