It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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