my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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