Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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