So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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