I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I have aggressive nipples.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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