Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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