as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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