Me. At least after what I've been through.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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