Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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