Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
