Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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