So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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