we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
sex in a hospital.. check
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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