READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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