You're so nebulous sometimes
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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