dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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