I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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