You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
if i can run in heels then i can drive
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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