I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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