party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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