I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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