so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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