Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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