She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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