Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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