so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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