Where did you get a picture of my penis
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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