we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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