I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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