is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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