The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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