he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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